attn: divorced girlies

Hi folks, 

This is a message to divorced ladies: 

Hey, I don’t want your shitty ex husbands either.

Your exes are all over the apps trying *everything* to get laid, and they are complaining about you in the process. You this, you that and ofc they are always the victim. Of course you’re always “crazy”, right. Some of them are even still freaking married to you or in the middle of break ups with you, talking about wishing it worked out while simultaneously refusing to do anything differently.

Apparently you haven’t been putting out for years. Poor them! I don’t know why that’s surfacing as a trend for me right now, but if you didn’t want to sleep with them for years, there’s a reason. So I sure af don’t want to be sleeping w them either. Try as they might to use apps for drop shipping women like free, “cleaner” escorts.

They really do tell on themselves too. I’ve heard about some of those reasons and sis – I agree with you. And while I’ve never been married, I’m freshly single and I have my own long term/serious exes so I know the shitty ex jam all too well. I am telling your exes to do the things you’re asking and I don’t think they appreciate that. But they do keep trying to drop ship me until either they get sex (nope) or an immovable rejection.

Don’t worry, they won’t see this bc they are shitty guys. They are not interested in my thoughts, opinions, personality or talent.

*insert guys only want one thing meme*

So yeah. No thanks on yalls exes and also hard pass on a few of my own. I stand firmly in the girls girl camp.

(And my future hubs only wants Lego)

meow