You guys. I am *so cooked*
There are way too many Israeli guys in LA, and they are way too hot, and they are freakin crazy – which means they’re also hella fun, and I am so, so, so cooked fam. I’m too impulsive for this, nobody better give me rosé, I’m already planning the wedding. And I should not be allowed on dating apps.
edit 8/10/26: yuuuuuuuup. Week-long boyfriends. Dudes are such a roller coaster. Fun to ride but you’ll end up motion sick.
edit: 8/11/26: haha ok, maybe more than a week (>.>)
8/21/26: Yep. yup. yuppers. I’m in trouble. Currently swimming in oxytocin hardcore. feck. send help.